mum: we’re having pizza for dinner
"Is there a problem with my burger?"
I genuinely think it’s because Americans think we’re inherently distrustful.
Everybody in the background is in love with Tom Hiddleston
so i’m ready to go back to school
woah hang on what
are you really sure you’re only going to need one pen?
You’re going to need at least a pencil dude. come on.
you deserve someone who isn’t embarrassed to love you and tells all their friends about you and saves your selfies, whether they’re good or bad to look at when they miss you and loses sleep to talk to you and tells you how much they love you and how beautiful you are all the time and i really hope you find that one day because you deserve to be loved